The League of Hyperlocal Urban Foragers is Now Accepting Applications

This latest article was published on Neutrons/Protons. CLICK on the TITLE to be transported to their magical realm of humor, cats, and of course, my article!!!

What if I told you that by joining The League of Hyperlocal Urban Foragers you could take your lifestyle beyond organic.

Did your mind just explode? Probably.

Ever wonder what it’s like eating superfoods that provide four thousand percent more antioxidants than just about anything you’ve ever digested? This ain’t your mother’s kohlrabi. 

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Ugh, I Accidentally Started A Successful Chimney Sweep Company

Thanks again to Neutrons/Protons for publishing me—again! My gratitude is beyond boundless, but also just shy of what they deserve for putting up with me.

This babbling tale tells the story of a steadfast teenage girl who stumbles upon a successful career as a small business owner in the competitive industry of chimney sweeping. Please enjoy! 

Best-Selling Author Pamela Festoon's 60-Minute Seminar "How to Find Your Druthers"

Here's another very weird, very strange piece of humor published today on Neutrons/Protons, the esteemed literary journal for humor and comics.

IF ... you're working right now, I highly recommend that you leave your office immediately; return to your home; pour yourself a more than generous glass of wine (boxed is fine); put your feet up; enjoy this article and relax (that's a stern order in case you were wondering). 

Frankly, it's the right thing to do—and I suspect, just maybe, that you know that already. Click the TITLE above to start your journey.

Thought Catalog: 6 Life Lessons I Learned While Trying To Meditate During ‘Vanderpump Rules’

Hey! Nothing to see here. But I did want to post a link to my latest published article which can be found on Thought Catalog right now. What are you waiting for? Go read it! You're running out of time. Just CLICK ON THE TITLE!