Neutrons/Protons: Best-Selling Author Pamela Festoon's 60-Minute Seminar "How to Find Your Druthers"

Here's another very weird, very strange piece of humor published today on Neutrons/Protons, the esteemed literary journal for humor and comics.

IF ... you're working right now, I highly recommend that you leave your office immediately; return to your home; pour yourself a more than generous glass of wine (boxed is fine); put your feet up; enjoy this article and relax (that's a stern order in case you were wondering). 

Frankly, it's the right thing to doand I suspect, just maybe, that you know that already. Click the TITLE above to start your journey.