'Tis the Season to Accidentally Eat a Thousand Cookies

The true home of the cookie is, of course, the belly. The human belly. We are the only species capable of ingesting large, mostly irrational, and potentially hazardous amounts of sugar, at least intentionally. There is no willpower when it comes to cookies.

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'Tis the Season for Weird, Sensual Perfume Commercials

I wonder what the perfume sales are like this year, how are they trending? Are sales better than last year? In a slump? Maybe this is the best year ever for perfume sales and nobody's talking about it. Who exactly is purchasing so much perfume to justify the high quantity of perfume commercials? I never ever even realized I had so many questions in the first place, regarding perfume. I

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