It has nothing to do with being a Democrat or a Republican. It’s all about the debates. Debates are funny. Debates are silly. Debates reveal character. What’s not to like?
Maybe you care about the issues. Maybe you don’t. Our country runs on the hope that most people don’t care and won’t show up to vote. Seriously, we don’t even get a day off for it! So let’s skip the issues and talk about more important things. Ready? Let’s go!
Read MoreIt’s true. Major studies have been conducted all over the globe, and so far nine out of ten people agree there is absolutely nothing worse in the entire world than emptying silverware from the dishwasher.
Innocent victims, deemed lucky by some for even owning a dishwasher, are suffering unimaginable levels of psychological stress. One main cause for concern is the forks. Frankly, these pieces of ware are unpredictable, erratic even.
Read MoreThis month, I’m participating in a fundraising event called Movember. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? During this time, I will grow a mustache from scratch, in exchange for piles and piles of cold, hard cash donated by friends, loved ones, family members, strangers, postal workers, certified accountants, and of course, circus performers.
Read MoreLife is difficult for a regular working stiff. I didn’t know it was going to be like this. Everything was a lot simpler back when my main responsibility was to hang out on my parent’s couch, drink Mountain Dew, and wolf down chocolate frosted donuts and Dairy Queen chicken baskets.
Little did I know that my parents were probably perpetually exhausted by this thing we call working.
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