Several Good Reasons Why My Wife Should Be Allowed to Legally Whack Pedestrians with a Pool Noodle

Look! Up ahead! Three aloof pedestrians stand around a smartphone in the middle of the sidewalk.

But why? Why did they choose to stand right there?

Don’t they know the space they selected for their powwow is typically used one-hundred percent of the time for walking? Even a fool knows not to do that. Right?

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Neutrons/Protons: Ugh, I Accidentally Started A Successful Chimney Sweep Company

Thanks again to Neutrons/Protons for publishing meagain! My gratitude is beyond boundless, but also just shy of what they deserve for putting up with me.

This babbling tale tells the story of a steadfast teenage girl who stumbles upon a successful career as a small business owner in the competitive industry of chimney sweeping. Please enjoy!