I’m happy to report that here in New England, summer is finally on its way.
Don’t believe it?
Just turn the dial of your telly over to the local news station and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
Read MoreSeveral Good Reasons Why My Wife Should Be Allowed to Legally Whack Pedestrians with a Pool Noodle
Look! Up ahead! Three aloof pedestrians stand around a smartphone in the middle of the sidewalk.
But why? Why did they choose to stand right there?
Don’t they know the space they selected for their powwow is typically used one-hundred percent of the time for walking? Even a fool knows not to do that. Right?
Read MoreNeutrons/Protons: Ugh, I Accidentally Started A Successful Chimney Sweep Company →
Thanks again to Neutrons/Protons for publishing me—again! My gratitude is beyond boundless, but also just shy of what they deserve for putting up with me.
This babbling tale tells the story of a steadfast teenage girl who stumbles upon a successful career as a small business owner in the competitive industry of chimney sweeping. Please enjoy!
