The League of Hyperlocal Urban Foragers is Now Accepting Applications

This latest article was published on Neutrons/Protons. CLICK on the TITLE to be transported to their magical realm of humor, cats, and of course, my article!!!

What if I told you that by joining The League of Hyperlocal Urban Foragers you could take your lifestyle beyond organic.

Did your mind just explode? Probably.

Ever wonder what it’s like eating superfoods that provide four thousand percent more antioxidants than just about anything you’ve ever digested? This ain’t your mother’s kohlrabi. 

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Several Good Reasons Why My Wife Should Be Allowed to Legally Whack Pedestrians with a Pool Noodle

Look! Up ahead! Three aloof pedestrians stand around a smartphone in the middle of the sidewalk.

But why? Why did they choose to stand right there?

Don’t they know the space they selected for their powwow is typically used one-hundred percent of the time for walking? Even a fool knows not to do that. Right?

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Ugh, I Accidentally Started A Successful Chimney Sweep Company

Thanks again to Neutrons/Protons for publishing me—again! My gratitude is beyond boundless, but also just shy of what they deserve for putting up with me.

This babbling tale tells the story of a steadfast teenage girl who stumbles upon a successful career as a small business owner in the competitive industry of chimney sweeping. Please enjoy!